An ice fisherman called Peter Bernacki, has his stool, his line ready to go and he is cutting the ice. All of a sudden, he hears a booming voice…
“There are no fish under the ice!”
So Peter gets up and shifts 20 feet and begins to cut another hole in the ice. He hears the same booming voice…“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!”
Peter looks around and asks, “Is that you, God?”
“NO!” booms the voice. “IT’S THE ICE RINK MANAGER!”
