A salesman in a nice Gucci suit carrying a brief case rushes up to a farmer plowing in his field. He asks him politely if he could cross his field.
“Sorry sir, my rental car just ran out of gas out-front of your farmhouse. I am trying to make it to the train station around the bend. Would you mind if I crossed your field to catch the 4:24 train?”
The farmer smiles and says, “Sure, go right on ahead.”
So the clean cut salesman thanks the farmer and begins to briskly cut through the field towards the train station that he can see in the distance.
The farmer yells out, “By the way, if my bull sees you, you might even catch the 4:11!”