93 year old Herman was driving down the freeway when the cell phone his son made him get, rang.
The old man answered and heard his wife’s voice on the other end of the line.
“What is it?” Herman asked.
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the Coquihalla. Please be careful!”
“Heck” said Herman “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”