Little Tommy was walking down the aisle at his favorite Uncles wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride’s side and the groom’s side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and let out a big giant little boy “ROAR!”
And so it went; step, step, “ROAR!” Step, step, “ROAR!” all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time little Tommy reached the pulpit.
Tommy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. His Uncle leaned over to comfort his little nephew. “Hey Bud, don’t cry, it’s OK, but what were you doing?”
Tommy sniffed back his tears and said, “I was being the ring bear.”